JUNE 2008

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What I think in the most superficial and tangential way.

POSTED JUNE 30, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

Whenever you fall, pick something up. ~Oswald Avery

COOL TEST

Try the test on line click "here".

AN EIGHT YEAR OLD'S CRIME

This is just one more reason to support our troops - no matter what you think about the war. They are protecting you - and trying to make a difference in the way these bastards rule their people. So much for their loving religion - the punishment is no way in line with the "crime"...

O MY GOD

Yep that is what I said after this image was sent to me "O my God".

TO LATE

when you made the worng dession, its just "Too Late".

SUPREME COURT

The Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected the death penalty for those convicted of raping a child. The Supreme Court discussed how in such cases the death penalty violates the constitution's ban on cruel and unusual punishment. "Here is a PUNISH"

POSTED JUNE 27, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~ Maori Proverb

DRINK AND DRIVE

Here is actual highway sign that states "Go Ahead Drink and Drive".

WEIGHT WATCHERS

2008 Weight Watchers are remodeling the offices for "new customers".

BOUND TO BE A CLASSIC!

IOWA FLOODS

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?
Why aren't all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons and asking for help?
in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?
Why isn't the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem?
Where are all the FEMA trucks and trailers?
Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?
When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?
Where is Sean Penn in his rescue boat and the Dixie Chicks?
Where are all the 24/7 lurid news tales of cannibalism and unnecessary drowning?
Why did Iowans evacuate so prematurely; why are they not holed up in deathtrap sports centers?
Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?
When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a 'vanilla' Iowa, because that's the way God wants it?
Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?
Why are the Iowans not complaining more and demanding to be saved?

CAPTURE THE MOMENT

These are some great pictures that captured the "MOMENT?"

POSTED JUNE 26, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. ~ Scott Hamilton

CHICKEN OR THE EGG

What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg? by Willam F. Howe, Ph.D. This age-old question really has a simple answer. Attempts to answer it have been solve view his “IMAGE!”

THIS IS VERY MOVING...

Dick and Rick Hoyt are a father-and-son team from Massachusetts who together compete just about continuously in marathon races. And if they’re not in a marathon they are in a triathlon — that daunting, almost superhuman, combination of 26.2 miles of running, 112 miles of bicycling, and 2.4 miles of swimming. Together they have climbed mountains, and once trekked 3,735 miles across America.
It’s a remarkable record of exertion —
all the more so when you consider that Rick can't walk or talk.

At Rick’s birth in 1962 the umbilical cord coiled around his neck and cut off oxygen to his brain. Dick and his wife, Judy, were told that there would be no hope for their child’s development.
"It’s been a story of exclusion ever since he was born. "When he was eight months old the doctors told us we should just put him away — he’d be a vegetable all his life, that sort of thing. Well those doctors are not alive any more, but Dick Hoyt would like them to be able to see Rick now."
Rick asked his father, 'Dad, will you take part in a marathon with me?'. The father who, despite having a heart condition, says 'Yes'.
They went on to complete the marathon together. Father and son went on to join other marathons, the father always saying 'Yes' to his son's request of going through the race together. One day, Rick asked his father, 'Dad, let's join the Ironman together.' To which, his father said 'Yes' too.
For those who don't know, Ironman is the toughest triathlon ever. The race encompasses three endurance events of a 2.4 mile (3.86 kilometer) ocean swim, followed by a 112 mile (180.2 kilometer) bike ride, and ending with a 26.2 mile (42.195 kilometer) marathon along the coast of the Big Island . Father and son went on to complete the race together.
View this race at "Team Hoyt"
want to know more see the "Hoyt Website"

SPORTS PICTURE

These are the what worng pictures of the differt soprts,What is worng "can you tell?"

AMERICA'S MAP OF WORLD

How Americans see the world “MAP!”

POSTED JUNE 25, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

Love enters a man through his eyes, woman through her ears. - Polish Proverb

PICTURE

These are the National Geographic BEST pictures of the "year."

MOVING TO NEVADA

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard the prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing
what I do for you for free .'
Later that night, on her way out,the wife walks into the bedroom to see her husband also packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going,he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'.

GAS PRICES - MSN

Every night MSN Autos receives pricing data from over 90,000 gas stations across the nation.
Enter your zip code for local bargains. "GAS PRICES"

GEORGE CARLIN'S

Some of his best new rules he had for "2008"

HOUSE PETS

What your pets do on the computer when they are alone yep; "Animal "

POSTED JUNE 24, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount. - Chinese Proverb

PICTURE

This is a picture I took with my cell phone in the supermarket, just “WEIRD!”

RIDDLE

This is an easy one “RIDLLE!”

AMERICAN BUMPER STICKER

America's new bumper sticker for the third world Terrorist nations... “Bumper Stcker!”

POSTED JUNE 23, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

MAN LAW

The International Council of Man Laws and Man Town "MAN'S LAW • v403.328.2"

RIDDLE

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? "CLICK FOR ANSWER"

OFFEND EVERYONE

Even being politically correct will offend someone obviously, you can't please everyone, so I'm not even going to try. What a bunch of crap here is "OFFEND EVERYONE"

PAINTING

YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE.

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

POSTED JUNE 21, 2008

DID YOU KNOW?

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

INSPIRATIONAL POSETERS

Many Inspirational Posters collection of the best. "POSTERS"

RIDDLE

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! "CLICK FOR ANSWER"

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

DOGS AND PEOPLE

Power Point Presentation for dog lovers; PUPPIES.
Submitted by TOM; thanks...

POSTED JUNE 20, 2008

Something to remember...

It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance. - Spanish Proverb

REAL IMAGES FROM MARS

Power Point Presentation on Mars pretty outstanding; PLANET MARS.

TACKY

We joke about the south a lot here "BUT" up north there are some people who have no class either look at this guys tie he wore to his wedding! “TACKY-TACKY, JUST TACKY!”

PROPANE GAS WARNING

It has come to the attention of the National Propane Gas Association that propane cylinders are being used in the manufacturing of methamphetamines. Users will fill the empty propane tank with anhydrous ammonia, (which is an extremely corrosive substance), prepare the meth and then return the tank to the store, which unknowingly refills the tank with propane and sells to consumers. “READ MORE!”

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

SNOW WHITE

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ... 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!' Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

POSTED JUNE 19, 2008

Something to remember...

A tree falls the way it leans. - Bulgarian Proverb

THE RIGHT MOMENT

First picture from NASA of water on Mars, outstanding; Picture of Water on Mars!!! “VIEW!”

NOT HUNTED

What is the only animal on the face of the earth that is "Not Hunted" for it's skin... “VIEW!”

NOT SO CUTE

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.'
Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny gets five bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?'
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

CONTROL

Men they learn so young what controls there lives; they are taught at a “very young age!”

POSTED JUNE 18, 2008

Something to remember...

Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles. - Korean (on gossip)

THE RIGHT MOMENT

A classic “right time, right moment” photo if there ever was one. “VIEW!”

A BAD DAY

Bad days happen to the best of us. Days where you just wake up in a really bad mood. Where something has made you angry, sad, frustrated, disappointed, whatever. Days where you know up front that “MAN, this is going to “suck”

DIFFERENTS

Whar are the differents between Whales & Dolphins; Looking for information and pictures on a specific species or type of whale or dolphin? Be sure to visit the webpage on this project that explains the two “species.”

POSTED JUNE 17, 2008

Something to remember...

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.- Chinese Proverb

NEW COMPUTER KEY

I use my mine a "LOT"

JEWISH SEX

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an . Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are , have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an ."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home and hire ,the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming .
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!"

COMPUTER TIP OF THE WEEK

Startup Programs
In order to see what's starting with the rest of your computer, go to Start-->Run and type msconfig in the prompt. When the new window opens, click on the "Startup" tab and uncheck any items that you don't want starting with the rest of Windows. It will prompt you to restart and once you do, voila!, you no longer have those useless, memory wasting programs running in the background.

CHINESE PROVERBS

Power Point Presentation send to your friends or you will have bad luck; Chinese Proverbs.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

POSTED JUNE 16, 2008

Something to remember...

Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.- Spanish Proverb

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE...

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

WOMAN SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A LEOPARD

And just when you think you have heard and seen it all…..
Woman swallowed whole by leopard
I thought it was one of those fake emails too, until I saw the photo below. Somehow the woman was lodged in the leopard's throat and they finally *cut the leopard's head off to let the woman escape. She was unharmed…. Unbelievable!!
CAUTION Photo may be too frightening for some viewers; “VIEW!”

THE LINE

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent.

CITY ART...

Paintings on the side of buildings “VIEW!”

POSTED JUNE 14, 2008

Something to remember...

Choose neither a woman nor linen by candlelight. - Italian Proverb

IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? !!!

I sure hope this gets around before Nov.
On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:48:04 -0400, 'LTG Bill Ginn' USAF ret forwarded:
Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart.
'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song, 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'
WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this could possibly be our next president. I, for once, am speechless. No pride or respect for this country. What has that song got to do with being a National Anthem? It might be a great third grade school song.
The more I see what's happening to our great country

I AM VOTING REPULICAN!!!


YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY


Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are Facts!!!
Our Social Security
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary,
2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program,
3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,
4.) That the money the participants put into the independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and,
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.
Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to "put away" -- you may be interested in the following:
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Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent "Trust Fund" and put it into the general fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.
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Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.
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Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?
A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the "tie-breaking" deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the US
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Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?
AND MY FAVORITE:
A: That's right!
Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments!
The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!
Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!
And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully sure of what isn't so.
But it's worth a try. How many people can YOU send this to?
Actions speak louder than bumper stickers.
AND CONGRESS GIVES THEMSELVES 100% RETIREMENT FOR ONLY SERVING ONE TERM!!!

A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

POSTED FRIDAY JUNE 13, 2008

Something to remember...

Wealth is but dung; useful only when spread. - Chinese (on wealth and poverty)

FRIDAY THE 13

Like many human beliefs, the fear of Friday the 13th (known as paraskevidekatriaphobia) isn't exactly grounded in scientific logic. But the really strange thing is that most of the people who believe the day is unlucky offer no explanation at all, logical or illogical. As with most superstitions, people fear Friday the 13th for its own sake, without any need for background information.
The US had 13 original colonies.
  • 13 signers of the Declaration of Independence,
  • 13 stripes on our flag,
    Regarding our Dollar Bill and it's images:
  • 13 steps on the Pyramid,
  • 13 letters in the Latin above,
  • 13 letters in "E Pluribus Unum",
  • 13 stars above the Eagle,
  • 13 plumes of feathers on each span of the Eagle's wing,
  • 13 bars on the shield,
  • 13 leaves on the olive branch,
  • 13 fruits, and 13 arrows (look close or use a magnifying glass).

    Catholic School

    Little Zachary was doing very bad in math. His parents had tried everything.
    Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
    Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
    After the first Day, little Zachary came home with a very Serious look on his face.
    He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
    Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at Work.
    His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
    To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
    This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
    Finally, little Zachary brought home e his report Card.
    He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.
    With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in math.
    She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
    Was it the nuns?"
    Little Zachary looked at her and Shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?
    "WHAT WAS IT?"
    Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign,
    I knew they weren't fooling around."

    Thanks Steve for the joke...

    POSTED JUNE 12, 2008

    Something to remember...

    Look down if you would know how high you stand. - Yiddish Proverb

    IMAGES WHILE DRIVING

    Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing. The products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back. TRUCK IMAGES.

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    WHY ARE YOU CONFESSING

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    Man: 'I am 92 years old,
    have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
    Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
    Man: 'What sins?'
    Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
    Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
    Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
    Man: 'I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody.'

    WHY THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

    Many famous people were asked this question over time and here is a collection of those answers. Why did the Chicken?

    POSTED JUNE 11, 2008

    Something to remember...

    A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. - Russian Proverb

    POT HOLES?

    This is actually a speed control device. Look At all three pictures!.

    STOP BUGGING ME

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
    'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    ACTUAL POLICE REPORT

    PLEASE Take Your Medication! Because this is what HAPPENS When You Don't Take Your Meds. Shanequa say she gon' stan on dat telephone wit her pants off till her man call her like he “ say he would! ”

    BASEBALL

    Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed? a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.? They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.? Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and? placed it over her right breast.? The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left? breast.?
    Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Yankee fan took? off? his cap and placed it over her crotch.?
    The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted? his inspection. First, he lifted the Cubs cap, replaced it, and? wrote? down some notes.? Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down?some more notes.? The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then? lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it? one last time.? The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, 'What are you,? a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,? lifting and? looking?'?
    Well,' said the officer. 'I am simply surprised. Normally when I? look under a Yankees hat, I find an .?

    POSTED JUNE 10, 2008

    Something to remember...

    When eating fruit, remember the one who planted the tree. - Vietnamese (on gratitude)

    GOD LOVE ME

    I seldom pass along inspirational stuff, but this one got to me.
    I believe, in these difficult and mean-spirited times in which we live,
    there needs to be a message of Hope.
    We can all use a single image that speaks to us of love, harmony, peace, and joy.
    An image that suggests the universality of us all.
    I have been sent that image, and I want to share it with you all.
    All I ask that all of you take a moment to reflect on it. “I want to share it with you all.”

    95 YESTERDAY

    It was so "HOT" that the trees are whistling for the dogs.

    MEN

    What men want and “What we get...”

    AGE OLD QUESTION

    Do Chinese restaurants serve cat meat? ...
    Okay, at this chinese restaurant where I live, they answered the “age old question...”

    POSTED JUNE 09, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.” - Polish Proverb

    $5.00 GAS

    The Emirates Palace needs updating, see the home of the “Prince...”

    GRANNY JOKE

    Here is my grandmother’s favorite joke “Granny Nuts...”

    COMPUTER TIP OF THE WEEK

    Virus Scan Your Downloads...
    This is a very simple tip, but useful and it can keep you out of trouble. If you have a virus scanner such as Norton Antivirus, you have an option when you right-click on a file to scan it for viruses. you should make a habit of doing this on any file you download from the internet or recieve via your email. Always scan it BEFORE you run it, and this will keep you from getting a computer virus.

    GOING TO NEW YORK, BRING YOUR SMOKES

    Smokers, you'll need to save up or shell out or simply quit, as state officials have agreed to increase the tax on cigarettes by $1.25, which would give NY State the highest per-pack tax of $2.75. And in NYC, there's that $1.50 tax, so Big Apple residents will have to pay $4.25 in cigarette taxes.
    NO kidding $95.00 a carton or $10.00 a pack, WOW...

    POSTED JUNE 07, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases” - Chinese Mother Proverb

    LUCKY CAT

    I thought this was going to be a heart wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a truck.
    Boy was I worng this cat sure is lucky see the “Cat named Lucky...”

    CANDYMAN

    Remember when mom said never take candy from a stranger? If you do your new name might be “FRUIT LOOPS”

    REDNECK MAN'S PICKUP LINES

    1) Did you fart?
    Cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    Cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you i s like diarrhea.
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    Cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    But beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
    Woman - 'WHAT?'
    Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break The ice.'

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    But I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mor nin,
    We kin sleep til afternoon.

    And.... The best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
    Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

    POSTED JUNE 06, 2008

    Something to remember...

    We'll never know the worth of water 'till the well goes dry. - Scottish Proverb

    DWI

    An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
    He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
    "Just water," says the priest.
    The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
    The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

    SMILE

    Did you smile today? Remeber those funny humor kid jokes we sill tell today JOKES.

    A REALLY BAD NIGHT

    I mean A Really bad NIGHT !!!!!!!!
    I'll never drinking again.
    “I'll NEVER DRINK AGAIN”

    POSTED JUNE 05, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “Where you were born is less important than how you live. - Turkish (on character and virtue)

    JUDGEMENT DAY

    The Great day of Judgment is coming! “Are you ready?”

    HUMAN RESOURCES

    Power Point Presentation you will send to your friends at work about Human Resources.

    "LAST"

    When you awake in the hosiptal this is the last thing you remember.

    POSTED JUNE 04, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “When you go to a donkey's house, don't talk about ears”. - Jamaican (on courtesy and respect)

    BLACKJACK

    Play blackjack Free Download,... beat the computer in this addictive Blackjack game ...

    STATEWIDE FREE FISHING WEEKEND!



    JUNE 7 AND 8, 2008

    MASSACHUSETTS STATEWIDE FREE FISHING WEEKEND!

    Take a friend or family member fishing!

    No fishing license needed during these two days!

    MOVING STILL IMAGE

    This is one of those images you swear it's 1970 again and you are “tripping”

    IRS REBATE CHECKS

    IRS rebate check each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy. Well I been very stimulating with mine, every day UPS comes to my door “with a new package”

    POSTED JUNE 03, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
    (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

    PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
    When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
    Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
    When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
    "It was Bob, the next door neighbor", she replies.
    "Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    STAIRCASE

    Power Point Presentation on the mysterious staircase.

    MARRIAGE

    READ BOTH WAYS BEFORE MARRIAGE “ / AFTER MARRIAGE”

    POSTED JUNE 02, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man;
    a debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "

    ARE YOU LISTENING?

    I wouldnt recommend purchasing his books, but checking them out from the public library and verifying the quotes. This is a dangerous individual that has not been truthful, evidently with very much he has uttered in public. Particularly the last quote!
    This guy wants to be our President and control our government. Pay close attention to the last comment!! Below are a few lines from Obama's books " his words:
  • From Dreams of My Father: "I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites."
  • From Dreams of My Father: "I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother?s race."
  • From Dreams of My Father : "There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white."
  • From Dreams of My Father: ; "It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names."
  • From Dreams of My Father: "I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, Dubois and Mandela."
  • From Audacity of Hope: "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."
    Holy Cow ! He's lost his mind, and so has anyone that votes for him!
    Go be President of a Muslim country, then !
    The more I see what's happening to our great country

    I AM VOTING REPULICAN!!!


    BOYS... SUMMER TOADS AND THE POOL

    Truth funnier than fiction at the “POOL”

    HOME DEPOT

    *A Touching Home Depot Story*
    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he Sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was Waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked, 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
    'My goodness that sure is a lot', she exclaimed. Then she proceeded to Describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to The back room to find it.
    From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
    Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'
    This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

    "HAND"

    GIVE THE ARTIST A hand.

    POSTED JUNE 01, 2008

    Something to remember...

    “The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.."

    ARE WE COMMUNICATING?

    A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'

    ASK JEEVES

    How smart are you? Ask Jeeves
    WARNING Let me warn you, this will use language not be suitable for your kids.

    AIRPLANES

    Power Point Presentation on Gathering of Mustangs and Legends in 2007, see then.

    COMPUTER TIP OF THE WEEK

    Record MP3 Files from Internet Radio
    StreamRipper32 is a free Open Source Windows program that allows you to save native format MP3 files from streamed sources such as internet radio. What's really neat is its ability to interpret and extract MP3 metadata from the stream. This means that the saved data will be in the form of separate MP3 files rather than one continuous recording. StationRipper is another utility that takes the same concept further. It's got a more user-friendly interface, an inbuilt database of radio stations and can process up to 600 different streams. It can also record podcasts. If you can afford the asking price of $14.99 I'd go for this. If not, the freeware StreamRipper32 will still do what you want, though in a slightly less convenient manner. Stream Ripper 32